I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill programmer who loves board games, good coffee and/or horrible dad jokes, and likes to throw plastic discs really far.

I read lots of programming books and articles and can often be found binge-watching a Netflix/HBO series or trolling my friends' social media posts. They love it, I'm certain. Sometimes I will emerge from a coding session with a full beard.

I've been building websites since high school and am probably personally responsible for animated backgrounds becoming taboo. Occasionally I go "outside," but usually only to practice throwing aforementioned plastic discs or to affix my feet onto a plank of wood and go sliding down a frozen mountain at high speeds. Or for day-drinking in the park.

I will probably beat you in ping pong, but I will happily play with you regardless.